You Have Been Warned

There will be no need for Papa Wonder to be cleaning is shotgun when a suitor comes to call on Baby Wonder when she is old enough to date.* No, Papa and Mama will not have to use any scare tactics to ensure that the young man** treats our little lady like a princess. We won't have to rely and such things because Baby Wonder has Boy Wonder for her big brother, and if how protective he is of her already is any indication of how things will be then, I truly feel sorry for any young man she dates.

Boy Wonder is constantly telling Mama and Papa to be careful with Baby Wonder. He tells Mama not to drop her when she picks Baby up.*** He tells Papa to keep and eye on her and keep her safe. But last night we really got a taste of what is to come. During dinner Mama was telling Papa how Baby "didn't sleep for more that 45 minutes straight during the day which is so not like her." Boy Wonder looked at me with tears welling up in his eyes and a look of fury unlike anything I have ever seen on my sweet boys face and said "Why don't you like her?"

So young man that wants to date my darling daughter, take note. You have been warned. You better not put Baby Wonder in a corner or Boy Wonder will take you out back and show you who is boss.

*Old enough to date is 25 years old.

**Young man will be subjected to background, credit and drug testing.

***Mama has never dropped Baby so we are not sure why Boy Wonder is worried.